Self-F

Sometimes when I'm in a situation of danger I just feel I wanna start a fire You have chosen to destroy It seems you're afraid to grieve Welcome to the Self-F program Let's begin by filling your existential holes If you don't want to sleep alone tonight Access our OOP (Once-Only-Playmate) mode According to our experts the benefits of sex include Lower blood pressure, better immune system Decreased depression and anxiety You can upload a selfie with your new lover! Side effects include A feeling of meaninglessness, regrets about What about our IG (Instant Gratification) mode? Alcohol is often used to deal with issues From stress to social anxiety If you're sad, our experts recommend To try ice-cream instead of cocaine Eating ice-cream also activates the orbitofrontal cortex in the brain Indicating the positive emotional value and reward mechanisms Before accepting, think it twice What began as a way to decompress Can become a problematic coping mechanism Do you want to upload a selfie? Do you want to upload a selfie? You gotta keep going, but you gotta hide like, all this trash Beneath the car seat, where no one knows, where no one sees