FAMILY GUY (feat. ethan is online)

Seth MacFarlane, I wanna make you my Seth Mac-Darlin'

I'm just now getting things started

I'm making heat like it's porridge (Yummy)

'Cause I'm ahead of the game, uh

Ahead of the game

I got a head of hair, but I'm losin' it!

What are we going to do when Chris Griffin is stunting on you?

I'm gonna go to the zoo, evil monkey will be in there too

Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter

And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire, Chris and—

AI wrote this verse, false, no, it didn't (What?)

AI wrote this verse, false, I think I writ' it

I think I'm inside a comic phase

I'm a comical guy but I think that I'm out of place

Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter

And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire

Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter

And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire

Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter

And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire

Chris and me in Quahog, we're family

We're family

Cut will be the meat

And I can still see your feet

Please don't pee in the street

I have the chocolate like Mr. Beast

Oblivion, Elf on the Shelf

Oblivion, break if you help

Oblivion, gold is your wealth

Take you on a date then I am skate, yeah

Take you on a date and I'll pick you up at eight, yeah

Take you on a date but I can't see straight, yeah

Take you on a date then I lock you in a crate

Thoughts like a boomerang, they always come back to me

I am a big shark, Bohemian Rhapsody, more like Bohemian Crap-sody

I wish that you didn't get mad at me

I wish that the printer get back to me

I won't accept another deal

I think that Sean Evans is real

I parked the Prius in your room

You need a license, I assume

Brian, Stewie, Lois, Megan

The pool is too cold 'cause I put my leg in

I am a rocket scientist, Carl Sagan

I am makin' the bread and I'm bringin' the bacon

You are a snack to me, eyes, ears, belly, bum

Chris will come, spit and swallow

I need another Xbox tomorrow

I need another best friend to follow

I need another text from my lady

I'm kissing Tom, you're kissin' Brady

Fake out, it's illegal to make out

I made it a federal crime to get takeout

Ronald Reagan, quick placement, RBG died, no statement

I'm pacin', but I'm blazin'

Yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles

Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble

I want a war of tuggles

A-yeah, yeah, and on the double

A-yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles

Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble

I want a war of tuggles

A-yeah, yeah, and on the double

I am not taking as mad at me

But Megan the Griffin's a masterpiece

Fine, give everyone soft-serve sundae

Grant them a fun day

Yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles

Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble

I want a war of tuggles

A-yeah, yeah, and I'm the devil

A-yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles

Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble

I want a war of tuggles

A-yeah, yeah, and I'm that devil

Megan the Griffin

And Brian, Stewie

And Brian, Stewie

Yeah, Brian and Stewie