MEATY FUN (feat. ethan is online)

Nine and eleven wasn't an inside job, it happened outside

I wasn't good at sports, I didn't get a free ride

Does it make you sad when your spouse lies?

Order a McDouble and a big fries

Zachary Galifianakis, more like Zachary Galifi-stank-is

I don't eat white fish, I don't like parties

See that star, make a wish

I wish I was at Arby's, I am hard to please

My dog, he doesn't have any fleas

I'm missing the forest, I'm missing the trees

Missing the car and I'm missing my keys

Meaty fun

You will never feed me, chum

Add a little PC drum

Take it with a greasy thumb, yeah

You're a little meaty dumb

Will somebody feed me rum, feed me rum?

And Coke? Of Cola?

Why do people say the best superpower is speed?

I would ask for three more wishes, I'm on a roll, it's not the greed

Second thing that's on my wishlist, I ask for infinite wishes

Don't forget and I part a banana two ways when I split it, mistake

Me for several other of your boys

Meaning several drinkers of the soy, if you yell, then I'm annoyed

If I'm anointed then I'm Christina Aguilera

I itch, please scratch my hair, uh

That's on QUEEF

Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread

Am I dead? No, reset

Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread

Am I dead? No, reset

Take you on a date, to the lake

Take you on a date, when it's late

Take you on a date, at the lake

Feed you to the prey, Bobby Flay

Bobby Flay, and his daughter Sophie

If I were him, I would bestow upon her a trophy

Unless she crashes the family car

I wish I owned a golfing cart

I don't know which way my hair's to part

I will never be good at throwing darts

I don't like them, I think it's hard

I went to grade school with Lindsay Smart

I didn't go to school with Jacob Sharpe

Yeah, Bobby Flay, I did not-not know he had a daughter

Uh, Bobby Flay, I do not know where to find his father, uh

Scooby-Doo eats a big 'wich

I got all D's in my class of English

I feel like I got just pink slipped

Queef beat, it burns like a bong rip

I hope my favorite song hits

Lettuce, bread, mustard and cheese

Scooby-Doo sandwich like money to me

I pick you up and drive in my Kia

I am so thirsty, take a sip of my tea, ah

Take a sip of my beer, I get so scared when I look in the mirror

Boo-hoo, I cry, I piss, no lie

Three coupons to iFly, it's the same as sky-diving

Take a pic' of my heinie

Why don't I say it in layman's terms? Uh

If it were the 80s I would get a perm, yeahUh, if I had a pimple I would see the derm, it—

I will wear the color black so I am sneaky

Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy

Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy

Another word for small is eenie-weenie

I will wear the color black so I am sneaky

Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy

Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy

Another word for small is eenie-weenie