Hater's Anthem

I love the way it feels to be a hater

Something so sweet about thinkin' that I'm better

Just to wake up every morning

Lay in bed and somehow never, ever

Rise to the occasion

Or even hold up under pressure

But we all know that it doesn't even matter

If I waste away and no one thinks I'm clever

Just as long I've got my ego

And it tells me I'm superior

I could probably go a lifetime

Being barely mediocre

I'd still convince myself every time that I'm better

And when I'm ninety-nine and wastin' time

And you've lived out a happy life

I still will have the peace of mind

To know if I wanted to try

I could've left you all behind

I could've crossed the finish line

But I'd rather be dissatisfied with everything you do

And I would rather sit and criticize

Or watch it from the sidelines

'Cause I know, no matter what you do

Or what I don't do

My pride will always comfort me

Telling me that I'm better than you

I love the way it feels to be a hater

I love the way it feels to be a hater

I love the way it feels to be a hater

Something so sweet about thinkin' that I'm better

Just to wake up every morning

Lay in bed and somehow never, ever

Rise to the occasion

Or even hold up under pressure

But we all know that it doesn't even matter

If I waste away and no one thinks I'm clever

Just as long I've got my ego

And it tells me I'm superior

I could probably go a lifetime being barely mediocre

I'd still convince myself every time that I'm better

Than you