Special Lady

Putting on my blue jeans

Gonna go down to the Walmart

Gonna get myself a TV

Gonna Put it in my shopping cart

Gotta sneak right past security

Lord I hope my pickup truck starts

Gonna make it to the highway

Gonna outrun the cops

My mullet flowin’ out the window

This redneck can’t be stopped

Gonna send em home packin’

Back to the donut shop

Cause I’ll buy you anything

That food stamps can buy

I’ll take you to Waffle House

To see the twinkle in your eyes

I’ll steal you a TV

And do 25 to life

As long as you agree to be my wife

Gonna put another dip in

Then I’ll give you a big smooch

Gonna need a little keepsake

Let me have your missing tooth

I swear I’ll give you a collect call

When it’s my turn at the booth

And I know that you’ll raise junior

To be just like his old man

And he’ll catch ya fish for dinner

With a side can of spam

And I’ll see him when he gets caught

When he gets locked up in the pin

Cause I’ll buy you anything

That food stamps can buy

I’ll take you to Waffle House

To see the twinkle in your eyes

I’ll steal you a TV

And do 25 to life

As long as you agree to be my wife