Wiggle

Wiggle in the morning

Wiggle in the evening

Wiggle 'til the break of dawn

Wiggle to the left

Wiggle to the right

Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone

I remember the first day that I found her

I put my arms around her

She tried to wiggle wiggle away

I took her by the hand

And asked to be her man

This is what she had to say

You know I love to wiggle

Could you meet me in the middle

And learn to wiggle with me someday

When she said there's nothin' to it

Then I told I would do it

If she promised not to wiggle away

And, that's why we

Wiggle in the morning

Wiggle in the evening

Wiggle 'til the break of dawn

Wiggle to the left

Wiggle to the right

Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone

My, the years have gone by

And it kinda makes me cry

We got a little girl of our own

Such a pretty child

Always makes us smile

Brightens everyday in our home

Just when it couldn't get better

We gotta little letter

And everything changed that day

My wife started cryin'

I felt like I was dying

This is what the letter did say

"We hate to inform you

But we thought we ought to warn you

About a situation here at school

It appears that your daughter

Might be failing 'cause we caught her

Wiggling and singing this tune

Is that the Tejas Brothers

That's why there's no more

Wiggle in the morning

Wiggle in the evening

Wiggle 'til the break of dawn

Wiggle to the left

Wiggle to the right

Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone

Alright, now everybody sing along

Wiggle in the morning

Wiggle in the evening

Wiggle 'til the break of dawn

Wiggle to the left

Wiggle to the right

Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone

Bring it back now

Wiggle in the morning

Wiggle in the evening

Wiggle 'til the break of dawn

Wiggle to the left

Wiggle to the right

Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone