I Think My Grandma is a Spy

I think my grandma is a spy

Working for the Secret Service

Or maybe the FBI

She always knows what I'm doing

It's like she's got those X-ray eyes

I think my grandma is a spy

Well, she knows if I don't

Buckle up

When we're in the car

She knows if I'm sneaking off

For that cookie jar

And she knows if I tell a fib

Or a little white lie

And that's why I'm pretty sure

My grandma's a spy

I think my grandma is a spy

Working for the NSA

Or maybe she's on loan from the British MI5

You know, I asked my Papa Tom

But he just smiled and said

Let it slide

I think my grandma is a

Yeah, I think she goes to England

To have secret meetings with the King

Sometimes she flies down to Australia

And checks out that

Aboriginal scene

She says, I'm just gonna go play some bingo

But I think that's a smokescreen

Cause she knows all the hip spy lingo

And it's way more fun

Than Sean Connery, I must ask you

I think my grandma is a spy

It's a pretty big family secret

And loose lips are something we can't abide

I don't wanna blow her cover

Cause she's one of the good guys

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