Pink Razor

It takes all I have

To keep out of the past

Why does it feel so good to feel so bad?

Is it ironic that

You moved on so fast?

When I make a living, I'm making people sad

I don't hear from you now

I don't hear from you now

And I found your pink razor

In the place you used to keep your retainer

Just in case you ever needed to stay here

Now, what does that say about me?

It's been several years later

Do you still listen to the record I gave you?

I know I sound like every other entertainer

Making this thing about me (About me)

(Ah-ahh)

(Ah-ahh, ooh-ooh)

If I had a time machine

I'd go back to twenty-three

2017, I could eat a fat stack of calories

And I used to fit the scene

But now I break the seams

And the sad fact is I'm just a sad sack with allergies

I don't hear from you now

No, I don't hear from you now

And I found your pink razor

In the place you used to keep your retainer

Just in case you ever needed to stay here

So, what does that say about me?

It's been several years later

Do you still listen to the record I gave you?

I know I sound like every other entertainer

Making this thing about me

(Ah-ahh) About me

(Ah-ahh, ooh-ooh) Making this thing about me

(Ooh-ooh) About me

Oh

(Ah-ahh) About me

(Ah-ahh, ooh-ooh) Making this thing about me

(Ooh-ooh) About me

Making this thing about me

Mm, mm-mm