How to Talk to Girls (feat. Veronica Tyler Christie)

Socially, I'm a bit behind

Notably, we have different minds

Hopelessly, scenes are undefined

Initiation for the conversation feudal

Romance is brutal

Already, I have no control

How to be conversational

Steady and so relatable

It's impractical to be so mathematical useless

I never learned how to do this

That's right, I don't know how to talk to girls

No, I still haven't figured out how to talk to girls

If we're friends, then I'm fine obviously

It's just when they show interest in me romantically

That's when I don't know how to talk to girls

Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy

When I talk to girls

Everyone seems to know

Expect for me

Jealousy

Because it comes to you so

So easily

What the hell

Why is it so hard

Just a delinquent sexual bard

That can tell jokes that catch off guard to a few hundred people I don't know

But I'm done

When it's one on one

Neurodivergency emergency

Of utmost urgency

I still don't know how to talk to girls

No, I still haven't figured out how to talk to girls

Just because I am lewd

When I sing

Well that don't mean

I figured out a single thing

Because I don't know how to talk to girls

Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy

When I talk to girls

And how the hell are you supposed to even flirt

I'll freeze, I'll mumble

I'm worse than bad

Hell, even with platonic strangers, it's just bad

There's not one but me to blame

I still don't have much game

I desperately hope things would change

But even at my age, I'm still the same

I still get stage fright

Say the wrong words, need a rewrite

I said can you give me time

To find the right word to say tonight

I put no effort into myself to grow

So, I've got nothing to show

You already know

I blow my shot

No, I still don't know how to talk to girls

Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy

When I talk to girls

Maybe soon

I will learn to talk to girls

Someday soon

I might figure out how to talk to girls