Every Christmas Eve (Mrs. Claus' Theme)

You’ve been bad

I know that when you and your reindeer boys gear up

That you’ll look back

You’ll say, “its twenty four hours, I’ll see you later”

But I did the math

I bet you thought that I would not be

Capable of that

But I bought a calculator

And it would take five hundred and thirty trillion

Seven hundred and forty five billion

Two hundred and thirty three million hours

To see every house in the world

So where do you go when you leave?

Every Christmas Eve

‘Cause I know you’re lying to me

Santa Claus

You got caught

Where do you go when you leave?

Every Christmas Eve

Every Christmas

I sit at home

I’m wondering, which one?

Which of the world’s nations houses the woman

Who stole my husband?

Stole my whole life

There are so many nations, I read

There’s eight hundred and forty five thousand billion

Twenty two million, two hundred six thousand

Twenty eight trillion and two hundred fillion

Countries in the world

So where do you go when you leave?

Every Christmas Eve

‘Cause I know you’re lying to me

Santa Claus

You got caught

Where do you go when you leave?

Every Christmas Eve

You used to teach second grade

I used to think you never even really had dreams at all

Before this

I didn’t go to college out of high school

I went to the North Pole

But still

I stay the course, because if I left

What would the whole world say?

I think I’m leaving you anyway

‘Cause there are six hundred and ninety eight billion billion

Forty and two and six ninety fafillion

Other men in the world

And if that sounds wrong, I don’t care

They won’t lie to me when they leave

Every Christmas Eve

Like I know you’ve been lying to me

Santa Claus

You got caught

Where do you go when you leave?

Every Christmas Eve

From now on, you’re done hurting me

Every Christmas Eve

I did the math

Bet you thought that I would not be

Capable of that