So I broke another of the ten commandments

John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam

Won't you wear your sacrilegious undergarments

And we'll make out like we are seventeen

Can you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean

Cos I think I saw your face before we met

It's like I'm living with a legacy of teenage LSD

So tell me that you love me or I'll forget

I'm not standing here for a lack of moral fiber

I get by with just enough and that's OK

I'd do anything to get my dick inside her

That's not what she wants to hear me say

We're singing John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam

Singing people get together but we are all alone

So send me an instant message if you know what that shit means

Cos I'm no longer answering the phone

We're singing John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam

You can teach yourself the miracles at home

But now I gotta severe case of being in a real bad place

Won't someone help me roll away the stone?

Won't someone help me roll away the stone?