Sunset Boulevard

Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today

I wish that The Enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay

I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such

'Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild

And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carryin' my child

Well I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind

And I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

Yeah, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today

And I wish that The Enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay

Well I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen

'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin

Well, I guess he'd hang out with me

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and Rogaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today