I Love My Car

I love my car

I admit today I've gone too far

To enamor myself of my little motor car

I love my dog

I love my pussy cat, I love the rat

That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettes

I wish I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes

But I won't see you

I've got a head like a soaking sponge

I've got a tongue like a little slug

I won't be bugged by trivia

I love my Carl

I love my Brian, my Dennis, and my Al

I can even find it in my heart to love Mike Love

I wish I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes

To see you smiling

I wish I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes

But I won't see you