Batman and Robin

I’m Batman, he’s Robin

In our cardboard Bat Mobile no one can stop us

I’m the captain, he’s my little skipper

We’re Tom and Huck just floating down the river

I’m the tall one in all his pictures

But not for long, I blink and he gets bigger

And while I’m working, he watches everything I do

He hides my tools so he can fix things in his room

What he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan

And he don’t know how much I love my little man

I ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go

But I’m his daddy, the star of his show

I’m the coolest in my big truck

He’s Earnhardt of the neighborhood when he rides up front

If I promise, he knows I’m gonna

And I’m his hero 'cause I love his mama

What he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan

And he don’t know how much I love my little man

I ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go

But I’m his daddy, the star of his show

When he’s crying, I dry his tears

And when he’s scared, he grabs my hand and it all disappears

And if you ask him, I’m the strongest

'Cause I’m the one that fights the monsters in his closet

What he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan

And he don’t know how much I love my little man

I ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go

But I’m his daddy, the star of his show

Yeah I’m his daddy, that’s all he needs to know

I’m Batman, he’s Robin