Joining A Fan Club

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss

He stared back through is green crayola eyes

She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc

Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize

Joining a fan club with my friends

Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 by 10's

He looks so dreamy

I'm in love from afar

When I'm picking up a fallen star

Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock'

The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way

Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing

'dig down deep'

'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray

Joining a fan club with my pen

Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens

He looks so dreamy

I'm in love from afar

When I'm picking up a fallen star

Shake that woody

Shake it for me St. Pinocchio

You've paid your money, now watch that money grow

Joining a fan club, best be warned

He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns

We'd be so dreamy

Sharing his black caviar

While I'm picking up a fallen star

Joining a fan club is a big mistake

I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate

I wished I'd loved him

Before fate crashed his car

Say a prayer for the fallen star