Oh-oh-oh

Well, I've been trying to make a living, working eight hours a day

But despite the overtime, what I take home is a disgrace

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support, ooh

I've got a car that doesn't go

A baby that won't stop crying

And a wife that works so hard, she can't even afford a lie-in

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support

Who the hell does he think he is

Telling us the way that we should live?

While he's out dining À la carte

We're back to war like

Back to war like rationing parts

He said he doesn't really care if we are for or against him

'Cause he knows that in the long run

We are bound to elect him

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support

I've never seen anybody that could lie with such ease

I call it second nature, he calls it his policies

And as for his movements, as you would expect

He's extremely moderate right where he is left

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Who the hell does he think he is

Telling us the way that we should live?

While he's out dining À la carte

We're back to war like

Back to war like rationing parts

Well, I've been trying to make a living, working eight hours a day

But despite the overtime, what I take home is a disgrace

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support

Con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support

Con-lab-lib keeps coming 'round looking for support

Con-lab-lib's looking for support

Con-lab-lib's looking for support

Con-lab-lib's looking for support