28th of Never

My girls have gone to the bathroom

I'm busy buying drinks

Drunk guy creepin right on cue

And he's given me a wink

He's coming over

Getting closer

Trynna hide my face in my mimosa

He's just made his first move

And it goes like this

Bad chat and worse tattoos

I don't go for boys like you

Now where the fuck are my friends

Here we go again

So take my number Adam

It's 07 never gonna happen

You wanna know how to spell my name

It's G I ain't gonna see you again

So I'll see you next tuesday

I know a place, it's down on no way

We're gonna have the best date ever

On the 28th of never

Just asked if I fell from heaven

Don't know but I'm ready to jump

Outta ten, said I'm eleven

But that's coming from a one

Trying to flirt

But it don't work

only thing you're getting on... is my nerves

Tell me why it won't click

You put the ick in prick

Bad chat and worse tattoos

I don't go for boys like you

Now where the fuck are my friends

Here we go again

So take my number Adam

It's 07 never gonna happen

You wanna know how to spell my name

It's G I ain't gonna see you again

So I'll see you next tuesday

I know a place, it's down on no way

We're gonna have the best date ever

On the 28th of never

How about never

Why did you bother Adam

I bet you wish you hadn't

We're gonna have the best date ever

On the 28th of never

So take my number Adam

It's 07 never gonna happen

You wanna know how to spell my name

It's G I ain't gonna see you again

So I'll see you next tuesday

I know a place, it's down on no way

We're gonna have the best date ever

On the 28th of never