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Hey! Is your dad single?

I mean, I know he's married to your mom, but I thought I should ask

'Cause he's like, really cool for an older guy

And, you know, how he's, like, just my type!

And I hope this doesn't make things weird between me and you

I just love seeing him on his barbecue, oh

Grilling weenies in his cute little apron, and

Oh, God, he really gets me going

Hey! Is your dad single?

'Cause, like, I feel like I could get used to you calling me mom

And I just think family game nights could be really fun

I'll win monopoly, then I'll make you my son

I can't tell if it's wrong or if it's right

But I've been thinking 'bout me and your dad at night

And how I'm gonna laugh at all the jokes he makes

You know? All the dumb ones that you really hate

And I can't tell if it's wrong or if it's right

But I'll be having salt 'n' pepper dreams tonight

And all the weenies he grilled at his barbecue

I just hope you know he does it better than you

Yeah!

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