Not My Kind

Better start heading for the door

You used to let yourself in

Invitations expire

I know where you have been

What kind of fool do you think I am

This party is over for you

You are not my kind of man

 

Could have had a full house

Instead you got a bad beat

Tried to add-on some lovin’

That just makes you a cheat

Did you really think I’d fall for your scam

I can read your tells

You are not my kind of man

 

I didn’t think you’d go All-in

You didn’t think that I would call it

Decided to raise

While babe you should’ve folded

Plain as day you overplayed your hand

Seems we’re off-suit

You are not my kind of man

 

I’m not your queen, you’re not my king

I’m an ace, you’re just a joker

No rebuys for you

In this freeze-out game of poker

it’s all over now the shit hits the fan

So thanks for the laughs

But you’re not my kind of man

 

Played a pair of Queens

Now you are drawing dead

Never limp in with the ladies

Always remember that

Guess your luck’s gone down the pan

Heads up, showdown

You are not my kind of man