Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker

More than ever hours blurring

Time goes on and ex are ugly

When I look over my shoulder

The specter gets ever closer

Getting older, knees are hurting

Hair is graying, back ain't working

Can't remember a goddamn thing

Get hungover after two drinks

Every singer is a child

Nothing ever makes me smile

Confused when I see the word Rizz

Still don't know who Baby Gronk is

Getting fatter, visions blurring

Don't remember turning 30

Every week a new prescription

Turning into Homer Simpson

No new friendships, I got plenty

Who ever could need more than three bank account is overdrawn

Want these kids of my damn lawn

Last decade was 2003

Avatar is a new movie

Modern rappers make me angry

After nine p.m, I'm cranky

No desires, always tired

Won't be able to retire

Not progressing in my career

Today I had to shave my ears

Noticed milfs are younger than me

Get turned on by HGTV

Scrolling down to find my birthday

Doing chores is my wife's foreplay