Men

“Mortal Men”

Straight outta the late 80’s. Ladies and tricky gentlemen

Sickly skeleton. Crouch down like Mickey Tettleton

We’re just normal men… We’re innocent men…

We’re just normal men… Let’s begin this again

Vicious descriptive better men, acetylene torch when

Heat a beat up till metal bend

Rap, where all the leather and feathers went?

Humorous musically. [we’re] doing this stupidly

[We] ruin communities with gratuitous nudity

Strip pokery, wowes me, unfunny joke okeedokery

Surrounds and then sobers me

This MC how its supposed to be

We’re just normal men… We’re innocent men

We’re just normal men… Rich king em again…

Reverb zero. Dude, do not disturb

I hate to break it to you but your hero is a herb

Adam - where can I find property

That’s not a hot trash monstrosity

Um, probably somewhere Wisconsiny

A swell glowing corner of hell, the place where we dwell

Waving a red right hand in the land of the damned

Rapping through two tin cans in a dead man’s band

Bam, underground and tortured’s what I already am

We’re just normal men, we’re innocent men

We’re just normal men, we’re un-middle men

We’re just normal men, we’re innocent men

We’re just normal men, we’re effeminate men

Pulling strings of pretty puppets. Rocking on a mini budget

Shovel and a flimsy bucket. Call me rap game Jimmy Buffett

Call the rest of them hearses… Call they boss up at work…

Put they face on a shirt… then get that coffin some dirt

Ego trip! Love the cheers of your peers

We’re like Whodini wearing beanies above the ears

Between the eyes, suicide it’s a suicide…

To every dudish guy confusing everything with penis size

It’s a man’s world, girls…

That’s why it’s ruined

There ain’t a problem that I can’t fix

With backflips and magic drum breaks and jazz licks

House cat tricks, sharp wit, and pointed sticks…

Hey half man half Rich, hit em with the centaur dick

Dealing from the very start. Waiting for the scary part

Proper aim. I want to watch the Dodgers game with Mary Hart

All these very merry marks, picking berries in a park

Best be weary of the dark, I’m a give that wig a park

With clippers and scissors soaked in lead water rivers

We ain’t forgivers, it’s vengeance…

Showing boys what men is

We’re just normal men… We’re innocent men

We’re just normal men… We’re innocent men

We’re just normal men… We’re innocent men

We’re just normal men

[“I’d follow Bert and Ernie

To the cellar on a certain journey”]