Silly Goose

We had our days

But you kept getting in my way

And I've forgot

What we fought about that night you lost your keys

And threw a fit

It's unimportant but those memories they stick

Now I'll regret

Every tear that touched my face because that man

Was such a silly little goose for not

Loving me anymore

He really fumbled the bag when he

Made me walk out the door

Cuz I'm only getting stronger and richer with age

Like a fine whiskey

And my ass is only getting fatter now that you don't get to squeeze it everyday

Now you live

Four miles away

And i could really use more space

So go ahead

Pick a new girl and shack up with her instead

And I'll admit

I wasn't perfect but I deserve much better than this

And you're such a silly little goose for not

Loving me anymore

You really fumbled the bag when you

Made me walk out the door

Cuz I'm only getting stronger and richer with age

Like a fine whiskey

And my ass is only getting fatter now that you don't get to squeeze it everyday

You couldn't see me for who I am

You wanted me to fit right into the palm of your hand

After I've given us a second, third and fourth chance

I'm done trying to be for you

I wanna be for me

And you're such a silly little goose for not loving me anymore

Don't think I'll ever understand why you let me walk out your door

While I'm making

Big. Fucking. Moves

And gettin a little bit frisky

Did I mention that my ass is getting fatter now that you...

Now that you

You're such a silly little goose for not loving me anymore

Don't think I'll ever understand why you let me walk out your door

Cuz I'm only getting stronger and richer with age

Like a fine whiskey

And my ass is only getting fatter now that you don't get to squeeze it everyday