收听 Country's Family Reunion 的 I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home (feat. David Frizzell) [Live]

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home (feat. David Frizzell) [Live]

Country's Family Reunion

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Country's Family Reunion

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Dewayne Blackwell

Dewayne Blackwell

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Gabriel Communications

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I came crawling home last night

Like many nights before

I finally made it to my feet

As she opened up the door

And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore"

She said

"I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

So you'll feel more at ease here

And you won't need to roam

We'll take out the dining room table

We'll put a bar along that wall

And a neon sign will point the way

To our bathroom down the hall"

She said, "Just bring those Friday paychecks

And I'll cash them all right here

And I'll keep on tap for all your friends

Their favorite kind of beer

And for you, I'll always keep in stock

Those soft aluminum cans

And when you're feeling macho

You can crush 'em like a man"

She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet

And put the sawdust on the floor

Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels

And I won't cook no more

There'll be Monday Night Football

On TV above the bar

And a pay phone in the hallway

When your friends can't find their car"

She said

"I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

So you'll feel more at ease here

And you won't need to roam

We'll take out the dining room table

And put a bar along that wall

And a neon sign will point the way

To our bathroom down the hall"

She said

"You'll get friendly service

And for added atmosphere

I'll slip on something sexy

And I'll cut it clear to here

Then you can slap my bottom

Every time you tell a joke

Just as long as you keep tipping

Well, I'll laugh until you're broke"

She said

"Instead of a family quarrel

We'll have a bar-room brawl

When the Hamm's Bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl

And when you run out of money

You'll have me to thank

You can sleep it off next morning

While I'm putting it in the bank"

She said

"I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

So you feel more at ease here

And you won't need to roam

Then when you and your friends get off from work

And you have a powerful thirst

Well, there won't be any reason

Why you can't stop off here first"

She said

"I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

So you'll feel more at ease here

And you won't need to roam

We'll take out the dining room table

Put a bar along that wall

And a neon sign to point the way

To our bathroom down the hall"

She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

So you'll feel more at ease here

And you won't need to roam

We'll take out the dining room table

And put a bar along

Written by: Dewayne Blackwell

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