Is There A Hotline?

Is there a hotline I can call?

I have an antenna growing out of my skull

And now my life has a nasty hiss

This is a crisis

This is a crisis

Is there a person I can speak with?

I am scared of the message that is coming in

The woman's voice is making me so anxious

This is a crisis

This is a crisis

Was there a warning sign I missed?