I heard you got a lady pregnant,
Well I can only wish her well.
'Cos soon you'll have a bigger baby,
In the family than yourself.
I can't explain,
You were a pain pain pain pain.
I can't explain,
You were a big big baby.
I hope you choke on, on a dumpling,
At least that would be mildly fun.
And more exciting than just sitting,
Watching you eat them one-by-one.
I can't explain,
You were a pain pain pain pain.
I can't explain,
You were a big big baby,
You were a big big baby.
I can't explain,
You were a pain pain pain pain.
I can't explain,
You were a pain pain pain pain,
I can't explain,
You were a big big baby,
You were a big big baby,
You were a big big baby.
