Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo (What a devastating turn of events)

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

A recommendation from a friend of a friend

Took a follow then a little DM

She was tempted

Never had a lover (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

She hesitated but she'd seen him before

He asked her out and she couldn't ignore

So excited, another world to discover (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

Oh no, God damn

I wish she'd known back then

The beginning to the end was near

But lust was in the air

Getting giddy as she tells her friends

FaceTimes till 2:00 A.M.

What a fascinating boy she didn't choose

But she's got nothing to lose

Two heads in the morning bed

Felt a little foreign, but she didn't regret

She was lonely

Couldn't tell anybody (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

He said all the right things and it got to her head

She felt a feeling that she didn't expect

In that moment, she didn't want anybody (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

But him, she'd planned

A wedding in her head

With who she thought would be her man

Her Charming till the end

All she wanted was a kid, a fam

Oh, goodness gracious, damn

What a complicated view far from the truth

Then here, here came something new

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo (What a devastating turn of events)

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

Three weeks on, then he left her on read

A morning sickness and she knew it from then

She'd be crying in despair to her mother (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

Out of wedlock, which her family despise

But if she lost it, it would still be a crime

Now she's crying from the side of a mother (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh no, God damn

I wish she'd known back then

The beginning to the end was near

Still, hope was in the air

In her desperation, life's unfair

For women where she lives

What a disappointing world she didn't choose

With a man's ego to bruise

Spamming messages with tears in her eyes

Little did she know, it'd be the day that she'd die

In the kitchen, eating things that she shouldn't (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

She woke up dizzy under hospital lights

Her poor mother had the shock of her life

When the doctors said they tried and couldn't (Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

What a devastating turn of events

I wish she'd known back then

All she wanted was a lover, her friend

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

What a devastating loss we didn't choose

She's in me and she's in you

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

What a devastating turn of events (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

All she wanted was a lover, her friend (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo)