Mercy

If you wake up and feel unamused by the birds and their chirping

Why bother pretending they're welcome just to spare their feelings?

Mercy, mercy, mercy

I say, who needs it?

Mercy, mercy, mercy

Oh, who cares?

If you've sat down to inspect mess on your table and shuddered

Why not just abuse the waitress 'til you've regained hunger?

Mercy, mercy, mercy

I say, who needs it?

Mercy, mercy, mercy

Oh, who cares?

If you find out the woman you've drowned does not float like a mallard

Why bother clearing her name? It won't wring out the water

Mercy, mercy, mercy

I say, who needs it?

Mercy, mercy, mercy

Oh, who cares?