Closing on Christmas Eve

The snow is sticking to an empty parking lot

And I am sitting getting paid by the clock

When the only guy in here is on his laptop

It's a slow silent night

Last year my parents moved to different states

So I'm happy to be working in this homey cafe

While the owner is surfing in playa grande

It's the most wonderful time

Santa, if you're out there

Drive your tesla to college ave

I still got one group open

If you're feeling like an oat milk capp

Leave a fat tip under the tree

Cuz i'm closing on christmas eve

The last minute shoppers have amazon prime

So when you get here, no waiting in line

I might even let you bring rudolph inside

What have i got to lose?!

Santa, if you're out there

Drive your tesla to college ave

There's cookies on the counter

I'd be down to split one in half

Leave a fat tip under the tree

Cuz i'm closing on christmas eve

Santa, if you're out there

Drive your tesla to college ave

I bet you could use a little pick-me-up

Before a brutal night shift like that

Well i'm sweeping the floors

And i'm counting the drawer

But i'd stay a little longer if you walked through the door

Just leave a fat tip under the tree

Leave a fat tip just for me

Press your finger on button three

Cuz i'm closing on christmas eve