Newsflash!

Pretty girls all around ya

Foolin' around ya

Makin' you a fool all around, yeah

Pretty unsurprising and honestly, you're no conundrum

I heard from Nina, Jenny, Lisa, Chrissy, and Cassandra

I ain't interested in being a pretty name on your list

I got dreams and aspirations with prettier lips to kiss

My mama ain't give up all hers

So I'd be somebody's tryst

When somebody's got a Miss

Waiting at home

Calling her sister

I swear this one loves me

She knew when you first kissed her

Go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd wake up all

Mistake-making legends

For the last time, no, I ain't coming over

I ain't got business with you

I ain't got nothin' to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash, I can do better than you

Lay bitches down proud and smugly

I'll lay down the ugly

I'd roll in my grave twice 'fore you touch me

How you look her in the eye and say I love you, baby?

Baby, you so shady, extra shade ain't even necessary

What part of you don't get to have me do you not understand?

I never, ever take my boys or corduroys secondhand

What kinda world you livin' in

Alice? This ain't Wonderland

You are not in demand

Don't it get tiring, leaving so many bruises?

Instead of another bitch try undressing your excuses

(Seriously, though, you should try it sometime)

Oh, and

Go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd wake up all

Mistake-making legends

For the last time, no, I ain't coming over

I ain't got business with you

I ain't got nothin' to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash, I can do better than you

Firecracker women, left and right

No, that don't make it right

That you be up in their sheets at night

While she's back home, doing only right by you

Mr. Casanova, won't you save your intrigue

And all your techniques?

You think you're sleek

But I'm smart and very, very out of your league

(So bye, have a good week)

Go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd wake up all

Mistake-making legends

For the last time, no, I ain't coming over

I ain't got business with you

I ain't got nothin' to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash, I can do better than you