I'm no Beckham

I understood what was coming

I could read the signs

You were breaking up

Were you faking us

You took my favorite shirt down

My David Beckham skirt

Does it even fit

What you do with it

Now the house is empty

And my car is gone

I'll be missing all the times you let me know

Whoo, oh

I'm no Beckham

There is a mark on the wall

And a couple of holes

Where my old TV

Used to be

I wash my clothes by hand now

Mow the lawn with scissors

It's an old cliche

And I'm living it

Now the house is empty

And my car is gone

I'll be missing all the times you let me know

Whoo, oh

Now the house is empty

And my car is gone

I'll be missing all the times you let me know

Whoo, oh

I'm no Beckham

You're better off

I'm better off

You're better off

Ooh, I'm better off like this

(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh)

Your house is empty

And my car is gone

I'll be missing all the times you let me know

Whoo, oh

The house is empty

And my car is gone

I'll be missing all the times you let me know

Whoo, oh

I'm no Beckham

You're better off

I'm better off

You're better off

Ooh, I'm better off like this

(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh)

Whoo, oh