Change

Been a long day and I had a few

Just sittin at the bar enjoying the view

When I felt your presence next to me

You came in hot said "We're meant to be"

You said "Hey pretty lady are you all alone?"

I saw your tan lined finger and your cover was blown

You're shootin' your shot and yellin' yee haw

But all I was thinkin' was oh hell nah

Cause you smell like ten miles of bad road

And if I kiss you right now I'd turn into a toad

You look like you could maybe use a shave

A tailor and a dentist maybe even a maid

I know you're trying to play it smooth

But I see right through your cool attitude

Don't take this the wrong way

I just think you need to change

Don't matter if you're married or even if you're just engaged

You're coming on too strong saying the wrong things

I don't think we're even on the same page

You offered to buy my next round but you ain't got no change

Here comes your misses walkin' in the door

You only got yourself to blame

Cause you smell like ten miles of bad road

And if I kiss you right now I'd turn into a toad

You look like you could maybe use a shave

A tailor and a dentist maybe even a maid

I know you're trying to play it smooth

But I see right through your cool attitude

Don't take this the wrong way

I just think you need to change

You're yellin' yee haw but I'm thinkin' oh hell nah

You're yellin' yee haw but I'm thinkin' oh hell nah

You're yellin' yee haw but I'm thinkin' oh hell nah

You're yellin' yee haw but I'm thinkin' oh hell nah

Cause you smell like ten miles of bad road

And if I kiss you right now I'd turn into a toad

You look like you could maybe use a shave

A tailor and a dentist maybe even a maid

I know you're trying to play it smooth

But I see right through your cool attitude

Don't take this the wrong way

I just think you need to change

I think you need to change