Love's Not My Jurisdiction

I thought that love was for gamblers

The ones who love to lose

I thought that love was for gangsters

Gangsters on the loose

I thought that love was forever

But it hurts like a cannon ball

Love is just another day at the mall

I thought that love was a question

Of how you comb your hair

I thought that love was the solution

To hair loss and despair

Love is the only answer

To a sigh with a question mark

Love is just your average day at the park

I looked for love in reaction

Of a murdered groom

I looked for love in a mansion

Of two thousand three hundred rooms

Love’s not my jurisdiction

But lady, you’re under arrest

Love is nothing but your cheek on my chest