Is Is

I don't like is, is

I hate is, is as much as the next man

Now

I'll tell you the problem with is, is

The problem with is, is, is

Is

You never see 'em laughing

They're not a jovial bunch

That's what religion does

Religious people always miserable

Yeah, just such miserable cunts the is, is

You never see one of 'em before they

When they do the videos before a beheading

And it goes like

Um, before I behead this man

Little bit about me

Uh

I um, well I like Muhammed

Oh, shit, fuck, I

I love Muhammed

Wait, I love

I, I enjoy beheading people of course

I like beheading people

And uh, I like the comedy of is, is

I like it

I like is, is

He's a crazy guy with Monday problems

And fuck the is, is don't drink

You know one drunk is, is?

You know when some cunt wakin' up with seven heads in his bed like

What the fuck did I do last night?

And his friend comes in and goes

You were so fucked up last night

We were out drinking

And by the way I was joking

And there was some guy doodling on a napkin

And I was like, hey, hey, hey

He's drawing Muhammed

You fuckin' lost your shit, man

So

Politically this country's in a very delicate situation

At the moment, it could go either fuckin' way

You got, you got two parties

You got the democrats and republicans

And all they do is they talk about two subjects

Over and over and over again

And as long as they talk about these two subjects

They're fuckin' up the ass with other things

That you don't even notice

Because you're so fuckin'

And the rest the world isn't as fixated on these

K, two subjects

Abortion, guns, abortion, guns, right?

And and so the Democrats

They, they wanna have gun restrictions

And they, they, they don't care about abortion

And the republicans

They hate abortion

And they love guns

And so, we're, we're gonna problem here, right?

Because the Democrats

They're like, c'mon

You don't need a machine gun and you know you don't

And if your dad fucks ya

You don't have to keep that

That's cool

And the republicans are like

All life is precious

Unless it steps on my property

And then

You got Donald Trump

Now

Every time I recorded a special

All the specials are recorded in America

Been in New York, San Francisco and Boston

And everyone's called me a fuckin' pussy

With my liberal agenda

I'm in fuckin' Nashville right now

And if you wanna shoot me

Now's the perfect time

There's eight cameras on me

I think we're good

I think we're good

Isn't it sad that the country's gotten to this stage

That when you buy theater tickets you go

Get ones in the aisle so we can run

Everyone wanted to get in the middle

We're like no, no, you're sittin' ducks in the middle