Hell's Greatest Dad (feat. Bbyam & the Musical Ghost)

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From the big boss of Hell himself

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Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!

Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

Wap-bam-boom, alakazam

Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

But you get the family rate (thanks, Dad)

Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa-oh)

Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

Who's been here since day one?

Who's been faithful as a nun?

Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?

Your executive producer?

I'm your guy, your day-to-day

Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

Remember when I fixed that clog today?

I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!)

I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

You're like the child that I wish that I had

I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned

It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

They say, when you're looking for assistance

It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Others say that in your needy hour

There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

Who just happens to also be your blood

Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud

They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers)

Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!)

Well, I'm singing it, and I'm gonna finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of-)

It's me, yes, it's me

I know you were all waiting for me

I'm here, what a gas

Took a while, but I'm present at last

It's me, it's me

Mimzy!

You are not Mimzy