Charlie Calls

My brother calls

Spidey senses were tingling

And I was trying to get a hold of him

After dark on a school night

I'm freaking out

Cause I almost burned the kitchen down

But he quietly asks me what I'm cooking and tells me there's nothing to cry about

Charlie calls

And when he talks

He sounds so calm

Charlie calls

And when he talks

He sounds so calm

My brother Charlie calls

From the other side of the country

I'm sure I know what he smells like though

Like a snobby coffee pot

And a fresh shower, wet hair pulled back, oh Charlie, when did you get so tall?

Charlie calls

And when he talks

He sounds so calm

Charlie calls

And when he talks

He sounds so calm

Everyone should have a brother on the phone

Everyone should have a brother they can call

Oooo-oooo-ooooo