I hate you and I always piss in your tea

I hate you and I always piss in your tea

Yeah, your favorite blend, it contains a splash of pee

20 years of marriage and I know just how you like your tea

One spoonful of sugar, and a healthy splash of me

Each sip that you take contains a certain bitterness of disdain and hate

Because I hate you and I always piss in your tea

Yeah, your favorite blend, it contains a splash of me

So here's to 20 years of hatred and 20 years of tea

So keep sippin' on my piss actin' like nothing is amiss