Secret Agent Whale

I live a life of danger

Prowling the north seas

Spying on suspicious boats

And other enemies

Now I'm not complaining

But I do have to say

It's hard to be a spy

When a 1000 pounds I weigh

Secret agent whale

Secret agent whale

I'm telling no tall tails

I'm a secret agent whale

I wear a tiny camera

Strapped onto my back

Taking sneaky pictures

And sending them right back

To the human government

Who pay my bills you see

They call me agent Water Works'

For the KGB

Secret agent whale

Secret agent whale

I'm telling no tall tails

I'm a secret agent whale

James Bond has it easy

He's so fit and trim

Yet with my white enormous frame

It's harder to blend in

Got wedged between some coral

While snooping for some clues

And had to call for backup

From a crab I knew

A tuna's my informant

But I cannot lie

Might be a double agent

He's a quite a fishy guy

Secret agent whale

Secret agent whale

I'm telling no tall tails

I'm a secret agent whale

Beluga whales like me

Are a friendly breed

We like to play with others

Companionship I need

I didn't choose this job

The government chose me

All spies live a lonely life

And I long to be free

Secret agent whale

Secret agent whale

I'm telling no tall tails

I'm a secret agent whale