Evangeline

All across the nation There's poverty and crime The rich are getting richer And dumping toxic slime Two fists of thunder Hair scuffs the moon She'll smack your demons Right between the baby-blues Don't try Fighting Evangeline Heart as cold as ice But the slugs keep coming back again Fighting Robot Samurai It gets hard sometimes Got kids to save Evangeline When Evangeline was a baby She watched her daddy die And it's hard to raise a family When you're out there fighting slime Two fists of thunder Hair scuffs the moon She'll smack your demons Right between those big bad baby blues Don't try Fighting Evangeline Heart as cold as ice But the slugs keep coming back again Don't try Loving Evangeline It felt right sometimes Like broken clocks two times a day Fighting Robot Samurai It gets hard sometimes Got kids to save Evangeline Helen and old Jolene Beyoncé and Billie Jean Can't hold a candle to Evangeline Evangeline she sets the scene Just like a Marvel magazine Just look at the bad guys run, run, run, run Evangeline she sets the scene Just like a Marvel magazine Just look at the bad guys run, run, run, run Evangeline she sets the scene Just like a Marvel magazine Just look at the bad guys run, run, run, run Domestic queen, fighting machine It's like I looked into the sun The damage is already done, done, done, done