制作
作曲和作词
Paige Kennedy
词曲作者
歌词
Your mum tells me
That I've got the wrong bathroom
I didn't actually ask, Karen
She's confused by my clothes
And my hair and my shoes
Maybe I should wear a dress
So that her stress can diffuse
Manchester Airport
I know they're lookin' at me
Tryna see
What queue to put me through security
Shocked at the screen
Of the x-ray machine
Cause I'm a little rat boy
In the body of
A lingerie model
These Ds are double
A lingerie model
She's giving pear shaped trouble
The lady in M&S perplexed
Cause I want a smaller chest
Missed the training webinar
She's selling me a push up bra
Now she's inside
My mind, maybe she's right
And it's time
I monetised my thighs
I could get signed as
A lingerie model
These Ds are double
A lingerie model
She's giving pear shaped trouble
So let's get these hushpuppies on the scene
My assets seem okay to me
Financially I am independent
Don't need degrees to get pregnant
Pass my genes to my descendants
Making long term investments
My kids can be lingerie models
The world's first lingerie toddlers
Cause I'm a lingerie model
Looking for pear shaped trouble
Lingerie model
The kind of girl you wanna take home to your mother
Lingerie model
But in my spare time I look more like your brother
In lingerie
Written by: Paige Kennedy
