Appleton

In a little town of Appleton the gossip's growing strong

It started Wednesday afternoon when she first came along

Her dress was short and her heels were high and tongues are wagging shame

And they don't even know her name

She wore her hair in high fashion style, her hips they gently swayed

Every man in Appleton couldn't turn their eyes away

But the women turned their noses high and phones began to ring

And they didn't even know her name

By Saturday the high fashioned girl was the gossip of the town

Men were talking fashion talk, women were putting her down

No one ever thought to ask the girl why she came

And they don't even know her name

Early Sunday morning the church bells began to chime

Everyone was hurrying to make the church on time

And they got the biggest shock that Sunday morning of their lives

For the short dress high heeled fashion girl was the brand new preacher's wife

And they didn't even know her name