Pints

I was born with the thirst of Christ

And I said to the nurse, jays I'd murder a pint

Me Mother offered me the tit

And I said "have ya anything stronger with it?"

So, after school, I was horsing bricks and mortar

6 years old, sogg'n pints of porter

I had a beard when I was seven

I bought a bungalow off me uncle Kevin

I was fixing auld trailers, welding auld gates

Had my first girlfriend by the age of eight

And by 9 I bought a John Deer

I stuck the fecking thing into O'Donovan's pier

Cos Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking

Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too

And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking

Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two

Hey!

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You'll have an auld pint

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They kicked me out, cos I wouldn't go to school

Well I got an auld van and a set of tools

I was put off the road when I was twelve

And that was when I started on the top shelf

I gatecrashed a christening, I didn't know the baby

Got off with his grandmother, she was fresh for 80

They called my mother and my aunt Denise

The doctor, the guards and the parish priest

Cos, Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking

Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too

And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking

Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two

Hey!

Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints

You'll have an auld pint

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The doctor said I should give it up

I said sorry ma, you know I love an auld sup

Then the bottle started talking to me

It said "always drink responsibly"

So here's to you, Arthur Guinness, John Jamerson, J Smithwick

I'm gonna ate lettuce and mind myself but every now and then

On Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking

Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too

And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking

Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two

Hey!

Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints

You'll have an auld pint

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