Gotta getta job get a real good job gotta get an

apprenticeship son,

That\'s what me old man told me he said you\'ll thank me

when ya done,

The lyin\' lazy old dole bludger he\'s never had a job in

his life,

And he\'s never been a fuckin\' apprentice and he dunno

what it\'s like...

When they pull me pants down \'round me ankles shave me

pubic hair,

Grease me balls with old sump oil and chain me to a

chair,

Hoist me up on the workshop roof and turn the fire hose

on,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

What is he? He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only

havin\' fun.

Yeah then it\'s off to the store with an order form for

a bucket of weldin\' sparks,

And a left handed hammer and a cork screw spanner and a

sheet of broken glass,

And a can of striped paint to paint the sky ta

hang me push bike on,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

Yeah then it\'s off to the office in me underpants for a

dip in the typin\' pool,

And see if they\'ve got some plastic wrap for a female

fattenin\' tool,

Or a cheesy muff burger with heaps of sauce and a randy

tart for lunch,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

That\'s why they pull me pants down \'round me ankles

shave me pubic hair,

Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com

Grease me balls with old sump oil and chain me to a

chair,

Hoist me up on the workshop roof then turn the fire

hose on,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

Some one shit in me sandwich box pissed in me thermos

flask,

Singed me eyebrows off with an oxy torch stuck an air

hose up me arse,

Pinched the wheels off me fuckin\' push bike peirced me

ear with a rivet gun,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

Yeah I\'m only the apprentice and I\'ve put up with all

this shit,

And I\'ll get through this apprenticeship if these

arse\'oles let me live,

And I can hardly wait for the day \'till I\'m a tradesman

too,

And I\'ll get me a fuckin\' apprentice... he he... ya

know what I\'m gonna do?

I\'m gonna pull his pants down \'round his ankles shave

his pubic hair,

Grease his balls with old sump oil and chain him to a

chair,

Hoist \'im up on the workshop roof and turn the fire

hose on,

He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only havin\' fun.

What is he? He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only

havin\' fun.

Big finish, He\'s only the apprentice and we\'re only

havin\' fun.