Tearjerker

You are such a jerk

You are a tearjerker

You don´t need a girlfriend

You need a social worker

 

She´s waiting at the airport

You´re in your hotel room

With someone who doesn´t know you

 

Everybody always knew

The game that you were playing

You were fooling no one

So we're glad that you are paying

 

But still she´s gonna cry

Yeah, still it´s gonna hurt her

That you are a tearjerker

Such a jerk, yeah

A tearjerker

You´re such a jerk, yeah

 

These surfaces are shiny

Anything wipes off them

These surfaces are hard

And nothing seems to mark them

 

Breakfast ends at ten a.m.

Do you think we could be through by then?

´cause Breakfast is inclusive

Do you think I´m stupid?

I´m stupid

I´m stupid

 

You are such a jerk

You are a tearjerker