Put Me In, Coach

Double nickels turns to quarters day by day

What I wouldn't give to feel another way

If it makes you feel happier, then sign me up

Makes you feel valuable, then sign me up

Keep your eyes closed and hope for the best

Barely even bother reading finer text

Put me in, coach, I think this is the one

Put me in, coach, I swear I'll get her done

Am I the person that you wanted me to be?

Do I tend to all your needs?

Do I make you lots of money?

Imagine that, feeling like a human being

Bodily autonomy, barely shaking at the knees