Bashir With the Good Beard

Why won’t you love me?

Why won’t you text me back?

Leave me unread

Ghost me like I’m dead

Are my clothes too tight?

Do I laugh too much?

You say I’m not polite

I say fuck you very much

Bashir with the good beard

You’re so pretty, you’re so pretty, you’re so pretty

Bashir with the good beard

You say you think I’m weird

Bashir with the good beard

Won’t you love me? Won’t you love me? Won’t you love me?

Bashir with the good beard

You’ve gone and disappeared

We’ll have two sons, Bilal and Talal (Nasser and Hussein!)

We’ll watch bake off and eat KFC - halal!

Are my clothes too tight? (Yeah)

Do I laugh too much? (Yeah)

You say I’m not polite

I say fuck you very much

Bashir with the good beard

You’re so pretty, you’re so pretty, you’re so pretty

Bashir with the good beard

You say you think I’m weird

Bashir with the good beard

Won’t you love me? Won’t you love me? Won’t you love me?

Bashir with the good beard

You’ve gone and disappeared