Overseas in Oklahoma

Oh man there’s my ex

She just walked in

I know what comes next

She’ll stroll over here flirting and laughing

Order up a beer , like nothing ever happened

My friend, it Looks like I’ll have to catch ya later

When I slip out the back could ya do me a favor

Make up some story throw a dart at the map

If she asks you what I’m doing or where I’m at

I’m catching a tan out in Seattle

In NYC raising cattle

Rocky Mountain high in Louisiana

Going ice fishing in Alabama

Sailing a ship through the Cumberland Gap

Didn’t say when I’m coming back

I\'m somewhere on a beach in Arizona

Overseas in Oklahoma

If there’s even a chance

She knows I’m around

She’ll be calling me up

Before I’m back at the house

She’ll want to come over and I’ll probably let her

So I’m begging you, man , just tell her

I’m catching a tan out in Seattle

In NYC raising cattle

Rocky Mountain high in Louisiana

Going ice fishing in Alabama

Sailing a ship through the Cumberland Gap

Didn’t say when I’m coming back

I’m somewhere on a beach in Arizona

Overseas in Oklahoma

If there’s one thing I know for sure

Until the day I’m over her

I’ll be catching a tan out in Seattle

In NYC raising cattle

Rocky Mountain high in Louisiana

Going ice fishing in Alabama

Sailing a ship through the Cumberland Gap

Didn’t say when I’m coming back

He’s somewhere on a beach in Arizona

Overseas in Oklahoma