Green Juice

I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)

Met a pretty boy didn't mean to

He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)

Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy

Don't want the tangerine, don't want the nectarine

A little spirulina, spinach, and some celery

I need my vitamins, cause that's my medicine

And when I squeeze him, he starts pouring out the Benjamins (Aww)

I wasn't looking for the money wasn't on my list, but now it is

Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients (Aww)

But look what vegan God gave me, I left there in his Mercedes

I guess this is my karma for giving up all that spray cheese

I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)

Met a pretty boy didn't mean to

He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)

Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy

Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)

All I had to do was shop at whole foods

Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)

Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice

He made his fortune young, by watering the lawn

And growing ideas in a garden up in Silicon

He's so much more than rich, he's super sensitive

He got a body and he know just what to do with it

I wasn't looking for the money wasn't on my list, but now it is

Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients (Aww)

But look what vegan God gave me, now I'm his sweet sugar baby

I guess this is my karma for cutting out all that diary

I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)

Met a pretty boy didn't mean to

He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)

Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy

Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)

All I had to do was shop at whole foods (Rich)

Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)

Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice

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