GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY

With unlimited money

Shit i'd buy a lot of things

A herd of zebras

Twelve thousand plastgic rings

Shit

I'd make the world my bitch

The people my whores

Then i'd buy all the windows

Just to fuck with the doors

I'd go all crazy in the bars and the stores

Fill the pools with marbles

Turn the walls into floors

Put chains on people

Watch them stumble and fall

My signature drink would be

Liquid gold with adderall

Everything in the world

Would have a price for me

Oh what a glorious existence

That would fucking be

I'd be like "hey bitch! I'm gonna buy your man"

And you'd know i could do it

Because i fucking can

All the awards

Well you can give them to me

Because i own all your statues

Sit on every committee

Oh you can't touch this

Put your hands on me

So MC hammer, bitch

Im ether, can't you see

So give me all your money folks

Im done working for free

I'd surely better spend it

Don't care if you agree

I'd buy you too

I'd buy you all

I'd buy the metric system

To make you fucking small

To inflate my ego

Id sell all my shit

But there'd be no money

Cause i'd have all of it