My Little Honda 50

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992

A travelling man in a caravan said, "This is the bike for you!"

He was looking for £100; Well I gave him eighty-two

Well, I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by God she flew

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was looking for a couple of parts

Like alloy wheels, and nitros, and a new push button start

Then I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer

Eighty-five over the bridge in second gear!

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

I was heading out from Robertstown going towards Timahoe

When I saw the guards behind me, Sargent Kelly, don't you know

I said, "Oh fuck! Just my luck", and I hit the old nitro

By the time they'd hit I was in Timahoe!

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

Oh, my little Honda 50

She's rapid and she's nifty

She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day