Walk On, Slow Down

Any place where Britpop's playing on the jukebox

Walk on

If the beer garden's full and everyone's on the pull

Then walk on

All the ale is craft

And the gin arrived by raft

Then walk on

Steel shutters down on the posher side of town

Then walk on

If it's 'Pointless' on TV

And the barman's half asleep

Then slow down

If it's dominoes and darts

'Rock stone' playing cards

Then slow down

So walk on with hope in your heart

You'll find yourself a much better place

Or slow down and pop in for one

In a bar where no one knows your face

Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down

Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down

Please Please Kill Me

The Beatles are on TV

Walk on

It's wall-to-wall sports news

Then make up your excuse

And walk on

A chat with Brian and Jeff

That will lead to certain death

Then walk on

And the people stood at bar

Are talking makes of car

Then walk on

But if a slightly tasteless joke

Comes out from pall of smoke

Then slow down

The decor's not changed in years

And last orders met with jeers

Then slow down

So walk on with hope in your heart

You'll find yourself a much better place

Or slow down and pop in for one

In a bar where no one even knows your face

Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down

Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down

If the toilets smell okay

And they're serving food all day

Walk on

If there's Porsches parked outside

Let Jesus be your guide

And walk on